SAN LUIS OBISPO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTVAL by bunny lynn

Hey there Darlin's,

Here is a picture of me bein' a Major Celebrity with mister John Waters at the San Luis Obispo International Film Festival 2009 last weekend. It was a magical evenin' of friends, comedy an' lots of booze! If'in' y'all have the chance to see Mr. Waters one man show "This Filthy World", I recomend it, it was entertainin' an' a lot of fun.

Here are a few more photos of me with some of my addorin' fans.

"Hay there Darlin's..." by bunny lynn

Hey there Darlin's, Greetin's from the Oak Ridge Trailer Park. If'in' y'all have been keepin' up to date on your's truly, then you'll know that I've started my very own Glamour TeeVee show. I hope y'all have been enjoyin' it. We just finished up-loadin' episode #2 of The Glamour Rodeo on the You Tube an' it's real good. I hope y'all enjoy it an' my Big Weenie Surprise!

Next weekend I'll be bein' a Major Celebrity at the San Luis Obispo International Film Festival 2009 when I attend the reception for legendary film maker Mr. John Waters. Afterwards, we'll all be attendin' his one-man show "This Filthy World". It's sure to be an evenin' filled with Glamour, Glitter an' Good Times...

Huggs an' kisses... Bunny Lynn

Glamour Rodeo Is Up An' Runnin' by bunny lynn

Hey there Darlin's, my new TeeVee show, "Bunny Lynn Boofay's Glamour Rodeo" is up an' runnin'. I posted my very first episode yesterday on You Tube! Now y'all go an' watch it an' tell all your friends an' familys...

I'm a filmin' another episode this weekend. Be sure Y'all tune in to see it an' my Big Wienie Suprise!

Huggs an' kisses... Bunny Lynn

GLAMOUR RODEO...Comming soon! by bunny lynn

Hey there y'all, greetin's from the Oak Ridge Trailer Park. Before I go any further, I've got big news for y'all, so hold on to your panties... You holdin' on?

I'm a goin' to be starin' in my very own TeeVee show! That's right Darlin's. By the end of this month you're a goin' to be able to tune into YouTube an' watch your fav-o-rite Trailer Park Goddess on 'Bunny Lynn Boofay's Glamour Rodeo'. I ain't a kiddin'. It's a real dream come true.

Each episode of the Glamour Rodeo will be full of a heapin' helpin' of The 3 "G's"... Glamour, Glitter an' Good times. So be sure y'all tune in to YouTube an' be amazed.

Huggs an' major TeeVee star kisses... Bunny Lynn

National Drag Month by bunny lynn

Did y'all know January was National Drag Month? I sure as hell didn't, you could have knocked me over with a feather.

Yesterday, I was a watchin' a real good movie on that that gay Logo channel. You know the Logo channel, it's the channel for gay sexuals, lesbosexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals, quadroponicsexuals an' folks that don't know what the hell kinda sexuals they are but are havin' a good time findin' out...

Well, outa the blue comes the beautiful (if not as glamorous as yours truly) Valra Jean Merman, comercializin' that it's National Drag Month. Now darlins' don't get me wrong, there ain't much i love more then a hot driver an' a fast car (hell, I'd grab a hold of Jeff Gordon's gear shift any day)! But I don't think in this times of global warmin' an' environmental crisis an' all, that we should be spendin' a whole month devotin' our time to drag racin'. A week or two maybe, but not a whole month...

So I want y'all to write (if'in' you're book learned enough too) your local congressman, senator or bartender, whoever you look up to the most, an' tell them that we as a nation could be a spendin' our time on more construtive theams. Here are a few sugjestions...

1. National Glamour Month... If'in' everyone had more Glamour in their lives, they just woulden't have time for fussin' an' fightin'...


2. National Get Rid Of Midgets Month... I've had it with then lil' circus freeks a tryin' to look up my skirt!


3. National be Nice To Folks That Ain't The Same As You, Unless They Is A Midget Month... White-Caucasian folks, Black-African-American folks, Hispanic-Mexican folks, an' Whatever The Hell Chinamen Are A Callin' Themselves These Days folks, can all lay aside their differences (unless they's a midget) an' treat each other as equals an' brothers an' sisters an' all that.

That's it Darlin's... My suggestion for a month of national activity that sounds really good but probably won't amount to a hill of beans... Such is the state of the human condition. Heck, I sound like a real intellectual! This box of wine must be realy good...

Huggs an' existential kisses, Bunny Lynn

"Life Is What You Make It, Damn It!" by bunny lynn

I hope y'all out there have been enjoyin' the first week of this fabulous New Year, I know I have. There just ain't nothin' like havin' hope in your heart an' a good out look for a bright an' rosy future. After all Darlin's, you can't look glamorous if'in' you're all troubled an' worrified all the time.

All them TeeVee news folks that keep a shoutin' doom an' gloom over the economy an' all, have got it all wrong! Them fools didn't see this train wreck of a tragedy commin', an' they won't see it a goin' either... Honestly! You'd think that they'd learn their lesson on just how stupid an' ignorant they are an' keep their mouths shut, wouldn't you? But no... They just keep on flappin' their jaws about how it's the worst economy in the history of the whole god dammed world, bla, bla, bla...

Darlin's, here's a lil' secret I'll share only with you... "Life is what you make it, damn it!" Now I don't know who was the first to say it (some ol' dead guy I'm a guessin') but it's a true bit o' wisdom that I have lived my life by (I added the "damn it" for dramatic effect). Anyways, look how Fabulous I turned out! I choose who I am, how I live my life an' if'in' I'm happy or not. All this Glitter, Glamour an' Fauxness that you see before you is all on account of my positive (an' Glamorous) view of myself an' the beautiful world around me.

So don't go a listin' to nay-sayers an' doom-mongers that ain't got the sense the Good Lord gave them. Choose to have a good New Year! Choose to be happy! Choose to be Glamorous!

I choose to send y'all huggs an' kisses... Bunny Lynn

Happy New Years! Don't Forget To Glamorize Your Dog by bunny lynn

No doubt y'all are a gettin' ready for tonight's New Years Eve's festivities. I know me an' my lil' poodle dog King Louis The 15th is. Like me, "His Majesty" just loves a good party, he is such a social lil' dog.

Along with prepairin' all the delicious snacks an' beverages for you guests, blowin' up party balloons an' hangin' festive party decorations, be sure your Party is a True Success by takin' a lil' extra time to Glamour-up you dog. That's right Darlin's. A fully Glamorized pooch is a sure conversation starter at parties. Your Fauxed-up pup can also double as a beautiful table centerpiece if'in' the one you gots is accidentally set a flame by a careless cigerett or one of your visitin' familys mislaid crack pipes.


If'in' you've already made or purchased a party outfit for your "lil' darlin'" then good for you! It makes me glad to think that after a readin' this blog y'all are a finally startin' to lean somethin'. If'in' you ain't smart enough for learnin' nothin' from my word writin's an' are the same ol' fools you've always been (an' you know who you are) you still got time before the strike of twelve to usher in the New Year with a Fully Fauxed an' Glamorized dog!


What you'll need...

1. Glitter. The foundation of all things Glamorous.

2. Hot glue and gun ( for stickin' that glitter to your dog )

3. Leftover tinsel garland from Christmas ( or other sparkely decorations )

4. Faux furr scraps ( preferable leopard, to create that Look o' Luxerie an' cover any mistakes an'/or hot glue burns )

Once your hot glue gun is heated up, drizzle a good amount of hot glue on your dog. It's best to work in sections ( head, butt, back etc ) as the glue will cool before you get a chance to Glitterize him if'in' you try to do it all at once. Then sprinkle a heepin' amount of Glitter to your critter. Leftover garland from Christmas can be stuck on at this time, as too can Faux furr.

If'in you is real creative, you can create beautiful designs an' words on your dog that will make a lastin' impression on your friends an' neighbors. I wrote "Cheep an' easy" on "His Majesty's" furry lil' ass. He is such a trashy lil' dog.

HAPPY NEW YEARS! Y'all! Huggs an' kisses... Bunny Lynn